Nestlé, that most ethical of international food conglomerates*, will, starting today, introduce it’s Jenny Craig brand of diet to Europe. France of all places.

PARIS — Could U.S.-style diet coaching offer a solution to the rising tide of obesity in Europe?

Nestlé, the Swiss food goliath, hopes so. It is bringing Jenny Craig, its quintessentially American line of consultant-driven diet programs, to Europe, starting in France on March 9.

That quote starts with a great question. “Could U.S.-style diet coaching offer a solution to the rising tide of obesity in Europe?” Well Johnny, lets go to the video tape! Both pictures below show obesity in the United States, by state.

Percent of Obese (BMI > 30) in U.S. Adults

Percent of Obese (BMI > 30) in U.S. Adults

Obesity trend in the US. Map shows marked increase over last 25 years.

Seems to me these pictures tell the story worth telling: American style diet plans don’t make for less obesity. Between 1994 and 2008, obesity exploded. Actually, I’ll bet that, in 2008, there were more commercial diet programs than in 1994. Perhaps the increase in obesity is due to a proliferation in diet plans?

Like most diets, they work for some people. Not real compulsive eaters, but normies who, for a short time, lose control. These are not the real compulsive eaters. Maybe the situations of their lives messed temporarily with their minds. There are lots of people who get drunk who aren’t alcoholics. There are probably people who get fat who aren’t compulsive eaters. The question becomes, can they really put the food down if they want to? I couldn’t. Not for long. Only the Overeaters Anonymous** program of 12 Steps has worked. Almost 7 years at my goal weight. Over 7 years freed from acting on the desire to eat compulsively.***

I suspect Jenny Craig will do just fine across the pond. I can’t say the same for Europeans.  I have a new tag line Jenny can use on it’s pre-packaged foods: Good luck and thanks for all the money!

*Somewhere in that sentence I left out a not. Oh yeah, not the most ethical…

** Remember please, I am expressing MY opinions and most certainly not the opinion of Overeaters Anonymous which, I know with absolutely certain, has no opinion this outside issue.

*** On rare occasions I do feel like eating compulsively, I just don’t.  With help from my friends in OA, I don’t need to.