I’m pretty sure this wasn’t planned but the good folks at Unilever have actually improved their Slim Fast product, if by improved you mean increased the rate of weight loss*. All it took was one new ingredient. Why didn’t they think of this before?

All canned Slim Fast drinks are being voluntarily recalled by the company over fears of bacterial contamination that could cause diarrhea, nausea and vomiting. The recall affects all 10 million products currently on the market.

Okay, this is a cheap shot but hey, I like cheap shots.

* I promise I am NOT making fun of or advocating bulimia.